Ingredients:
1 good witch who makes majorly stupid relationship choices
A warlock with control issues
A vintage Mustang
Preparation:
In a well-ventilated garage, toss the witch into a large cauldron with a *Bunsen burner set on high.
Add a warlock with control issues, and a vintage Mustang: red with black interior.
Stir vigorously.
Put-A-Lid-On-The-Cauldron!
Bring the mixture to a rapid boil.
(Don't go all wonky when the warlock's Mustang bursts into flames)
Let the mixture stew for, oh, 3 seconds (or until you hear loud furry-animal noises), and open the lid.
Wallah! You have conjured up a black cat!
*!* Remove the cat (don't freak out if the cat starts cussing at you. The witch is inside the cat).
*!* Now back away from the cauldron.
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* A Bunsen burner, named after Robert Bunsen, is a common piece of laboratory equipment that produces a single open gas flame, which is used for heating, sterilization, and combustion.
*!* Said cat may be extremely angry so handle with care (I suggest you shove it into a pillowcase and tie up the opening)... just sayin'.
*!* The warlock is about to jump out. When he sees his beautiful Mustang burning he's going to be really, really angry. He will be less apt to turn you into a toad if you hand him the cat in the pillowcase--not your problem if he takes the trapped witch 200 miles from home and dumps her.
She's addicted to electronics, dark chocolate, vintage eyeglass frames, and fuzzy warm socks.
There isn't just one thing she's passionate about:
"Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment." - Barry LePatner (Color me experienced!)
One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead~~Oscar Wilde
Clowns are human travesties buried under layers of pancake makeup and enticing Crayola-colored clothing.~~~Susan Stec
"You got to kick at the darkness 'till it bleeds daylight ~ Bruce Cockburn
The higher the building the lower the morals~~Noel Coward
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box- Italian proverb
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today ~~James Dean
Wherever I'm going, I want to be laughing when I get there ~Jeni Decker-Lopez, The Infinitely Infinite Jest
One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead~~Oscar Wilde
Clowns are human travesties buried under layers of pancake makeup and enticing Crayola-colored clothing.~~~Susan Stec
"You got to kick at the darkness 'till it bleeds daylight ~ Bruce Cockburn
The higher the building the lower the morals~~Noel Coward
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box- Italian proverb
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today ~~James Dean
Wherever I'm going, I want to be laughing when I get there ~Jeni Decker-Lopez, The Infinitely Infinite Jest
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